waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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