I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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