if i died would you start the facebook group?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
