office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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