What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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