Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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