do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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