Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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