the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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