This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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