I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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