i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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