I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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