How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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