I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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