im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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