Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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