I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
handjob tips. give me some.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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