My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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