new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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