Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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