Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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