is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
