that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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