Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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