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(641): View more from Iowa

I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.

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(251): View more from Alabama

I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.

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(914): View more from New York

I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

It's gameday bitch. Man up.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister

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(316): View more from Kansas

I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.

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(330): View more from Ohio

you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.

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