did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
This is classic penis vs brain.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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