If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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