O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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