can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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