let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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