I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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