ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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