Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
my god I love twenty year old dicks
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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