Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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