Fuck appropriateness.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
