Your tits are I can't wait for
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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