Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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