Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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