i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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