There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Welp...herpes.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
They are going to name an STD after you.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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