She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
its not stalking. its research.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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