If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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