Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
i out mim tonsoeep
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