He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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