She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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