Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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