She said her name was "party"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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