idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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