I understand Curling. That high.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize