I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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