I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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