The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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