this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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