This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Who died my cat blue again?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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