Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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