i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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